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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:45

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Looks Like Ye and Bianca Censori Are Going Strong - The Cut
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Inside Sly and the Family Stone’s Great, Lost Live Album - Rolling Stone
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
After 6 new cases over the weekend, North Dakota has nation's highest measles rate - InForum
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!