What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

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Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

share office space ...

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!